Cole: Mom, when I grow up and get tall you need to get a new husband.
Me: Why would I need a husband?
Cole: Because you'd be lonely.
Me: I don't think I'll ever be married again, besides who'd want to marry me?
Cole: Just kiss them on the lips and they'll marry you...but that's gross
Me: Cole, someday you'll have a girlfriend and you'll kiss her on the lips
Cole: Ewwwww.....And then I'll marry her and have kids
Me: Can I babysit for you when you have kids?
Cole: Yeah, but I'm going to have like 15, can you babysit 15 kids?
Me: That's a lot of kids, like a whole T-ball team
Cole: Yeah, I'm going to make her change the diapers
Me (laughing): No, I bet you'll be a good dad. What do you want your wife to be like?
Cole: One who will be pretty and look good naked!
Me: HAAAAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHA
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Look good naked?!?! Where do they get these ideas!?!?
That's better than my conversation with Colin tonight. It went like this.
Me: Guess what? I love you.
Colin: Guess what? I'm gonna fart on your head!
Boys- hmmm. Naked women and farts. I think I am glad I had a girl. I am sure she will never think or say anything like that. She'll only think of puppies and flowers. Ha.
Don't you just love boys? How hilarious. At least he's honest. I think if more grown men would just fess up to what they really want, life would be so much easier:)
What does he know about naked women??? Seriously! He's six! I didn't start thinking about naked boys until I was 14! (Yes, Alissa....14)
Well, at least he has priorities...
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