OMG

A funny thing happened at the last show we went to in Branson. Before the show started one of the performers came out and was talking to the audience. He was telling jokes and then asking people where they were visiting from. We were sitting at the very back of the audience, but Cole had his hand raised the entire time. Finally the guy says, "Okay, little man where are you from?" Cole answers, "Texas". The guy says, "Do you wear boots?". Cole says, "No." He says, "Does your dad wear boots?" Cole says (for the whole audience to hear), "No. My dad doesn't live with us!" People start saying, "Ahh" and chuckling nervously. The guys didn't hear Cole's reply and asked a member of the audience what Cole said and when she repeats it the announcer looks uncomfortable and mumbles something and moves on. I was laughing (mostly from embarrassment) and Cole looks at me and loudly says, "What? He doesn't live with us!" More laughter surrounds us.